<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7165556788105436283</id><updated>2011-04-21T21:08:10.892+01:00</updated><title type='text'>The Catchy Riff Of Life</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://catchyriff.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7165556788105436283/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://catchyriff.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Dave</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08754694264110442148</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>2</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7165556788105436283.post-1691694989121364283</id><published>2008-12-08T19:40:00.001Z</published><updated>2008-12-08T19:50:38.594Z</updated><title type='text'>Five Things I Hate</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; font-family: arial;"&gt;Musical Ignorance&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;By definition music is “&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic; font-family: arial;"&gt;an art of sound in time that expresses ideas and emotions in significant forms through the elements of rhythm, melody, harmony, and colour.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;” I would like to take this chance to inform anyone who says hip-hop, rap or anything else is not a genre of music because “&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic; font-family: arial;"&gt;it’s only some dude singing over a beat about hoes&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;” that they are grossly ignorant. I’m not a fan of the genre, by the way.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; font-family: arial;"&gt;Dave Originals&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;Anyone with a television should have watched the channel Dave at least once in their life. For the past year I have managed to cope with their announcer’s pathetic attempt at humour and their poorly written adverts. However, with the introductions of shows such as &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic; font-family: arial;"&gt;Argumental &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;and &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic; font-family: arial;"&gt;Batteries Not Included&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt; I have come to wonder if this is a television station or a year ten’s media studies project. This is also an integrity massacre of John Cleese, one of Britain’s most respected comedians due to whoring himself out to the Dave. Get back to showing Mock The Week and QI over and over, I beg of you!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; font-family: arial;"&gt;It’s How I Talk!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;When I ask someone why they are using chatspeak and they respond “it’s how I talk” I cannot help but wonder if they have the verbal communication skills of a frog that has had its mouth sewn together. I am not ignorant about the whole chatspeak malarkey, however. I can tolerate it and won’t complain as long as I can understand it...It’s not my fault if you’re terrible at English.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; font-family: arial;"&gt;“As an Atheist, you have no morals...”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;Quite the opposite. Because I don’t follow the word of the bible, I have no reason to discriminate! Be it against gays, women or people of other religions. There are still the underlying moral foundations of any “good citizen”. I’m not going to go and murder someone just because God won’t punish me, because the police will...and I don’t want that!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; font-family: arial;"&gt;How I can never think of things when I need it the most&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;Prime example right here.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7165556788105436283-1691694989121364283?l=catchyriff.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://catchyriff.blogspot.com/feeds/1691694989121364283/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7165556788105436283&amp;postID=1691694989121364283' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7165556788105436283/posts/default/1691694989121364283'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7165556788105436283/posts/default/1691694989121364283'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://catchyriff.blogspot.com/2008/12/five-things-i-hate.html' title='Five Things I Hate'/><author><name>Dave</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08754694264110442148</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7165556788105436283.post-7186702105424479563</id><published>2008-12-06T19:14:00.002Z</published><updated>2008-12-06T19:33:56.875Z</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span class="body"&gt;I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: right;"&gt;- &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Bill Hicks&lt;/span&gt; (1961-1994)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Allow yourself to be memorized by my colourful blast of opinions, tasty brew of life and ecstasy of thought. Whizzing around my brain are countless inane ramblings, constantly colliding with knowledge and initiating huge novae of thought which I will convey to you via my writing. Welcome to my fusion of politics, technology, literature, film, history, music, culture, love, laughter and harsh truths.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7165556788105436283-7186702105424479563?l=catchyriff.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://catchyriff.blogspot.com/feeds/7186702105424479563/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7165556788105436283&amp;postID=7186702105424479563' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7165556788105436283/posts/default/7186702105424479563'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7165556788105436283/posts/default/7186702105424479563'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://catchyriff.blogspot.com/2008/12/i-dont-mean-to-sound-bitter-cold-or.html' title=''/><author><name>Dave</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08754694264110442148</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry></feed>
